Ponder Away on this Rainy Wednesday!

* If corn oil is made from corn, and peanut oil is made from peanuts, then what is baby oil made of?

* Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anything to do with steam!

* If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

* When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

* If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

* If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?

* Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?

* If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

* Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

* What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?

* Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?

* Can you cry under water?

* Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

* Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

* What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

* Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

* If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

* Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

* Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?

* How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?

* Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

JUST SOME HUMOR TO GET YOU THROUGH HUMP DAY!